Turbulence Ahead

Ladies and Gentlemen this is your Captain speaking. As you are aware the journey has been experiencing some moderate turbulence the last 6 weeks. At this point we ask you return to your seats and fasten your seatbelt, This upcoming last week due to the culmination of several strong combined systems we are anticipating some severe to extreme turbulence. But we promise to get you through it together. After that we expect smooth sailing for the rest of the journey around the world with some amazing views out your window. We will as a courtesy compliment all your drinks for free. Thank you for joining us, and sit tight, this flight is not over yet and as your Captain I PROMISE together we will make it.